This just in…a local photographer has fallen into a 100% crop. Authorities are reporting that local photographer Sven Nakajima was at home working on some photos when somehow he fell into one of the photos. Authorities are still investigating how this happened and how to undo this situation. Photo rescue experts are on the scene, searching for the keyboard shortcut that will return Nakajima to the real world, but they must be careful lest they accidentally solarize or over sharpen Nakajima.
More as this story develops.