You are confident, successful, and if not exactly classically handsome, at least you are rich. You seek the finer things in life, accoutrements that show the world that you are a person of the most exquisite taste and style. Every single aspect of your life appears as if in a bespoke catalog. So as you amble down the streets of Monaco with your Leica (or better yet, the delicious Hasselblad HV!), what could be more fitting than a Louis Vuitton Camera Bag swinging jauntily from your shoulder?
Made from the finest Damier Graphite canvas (which is French, apparently, for vinyl), the Louis Vuitton camera bag incorporates the inimitable checkerboard style into a piece of peerless photographic luxury. Silver* toothed linear closures (the word zipper is so…gauche!) reveal a wondrous interior, cubic inches upon cubic inches of Louis Vuitton-scented air. Just breathe in the luxury! The interior is arranged so that it is easy to display your camera gems to your fellow dilettantes and others nearby that measure a person’s worth by their material conquests. Custom hook-and-loop fasteners allow you to customize the bag to suit your style and mood.
And this bag is not just for show. It really can go! With the finest Italian silks or worsted wool from royal sheep and everywhere in between. Some have called the Louis Vuitton Camera Bag the Bugatti of camera bags, and who are we to argue.
A bargain, really, at $3,750, superiority complex included. When paired with the matching wallet ($495) and belt ($495), you are as handsome as you think you are. Really. Just don’t go streetshooting on the wrong side of the tracks.
* Does not contain silver.
[A tip of the keyboard to Canon Rumors for making us aware of this gem.]