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BREAKING NEWS: Adobe Creative Cloud Down, High Risk of Reality.


This just in–Adobe Creative Cloud, the suite of image editing tools that includes industry standard Photoshop, is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Members of the Creative Cloud are currently unable to log in to the service. Adobe is currently working to restore full service, but until then, citizens are warned to use extreme caution as they surf the Internets as they may be accidentally exposed to unedited, unphotoshopped photographs.

If you or someone you know sees a photo of a model with less than perfect skin, skies less than cerulean blue, or landscapes with less than nine stops of exposure range, shut down your web browser immediately and leave the room. This is not a drill. We repeat, this is not a drill. Failure to heed these warnings may lead to realistic expectations of women, children, and the actual, real world. Please share this warning with friends and family.

This has been a public service announcement from New Camera News.

UPDATE: To help survive this Realitypocalypse, see our Survival Guide.


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