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HACKED: Sony Camera Strategy!


The fallout continues from the recent hack of tech giant Sony. In addition to salary information, credit card numbers, medical histories, breastfeeding diets, movies “Annie,” “Fury,” “Still Alice,” expense account for office romances, and other data stolen by hackers now presumed to be state hackers from North Korea, New Camera News has “obtained”* an internal file documenting Sony’s plans for their digital camera division.

Without further ado, here are the strategic documents that Sony does not want you to see:




New Camera News asked Sony for a statement, and they replied, “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.” Stay tuned as New Camera News goes on a quest for more information.

*We can tell you how we got it, but then we’d have to kill you.


  1. They actually make Sony cameras in North Korea but the idea of ten lens mounts and other “inventions” comes from Sony…

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