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SCOOPED: Canon G7x
Sep 13, 2014
Thanks to a back alley deal involving roasted chickens and a foot rub, NCN has exclusive spy shots of the new Canon G7x, a...
BREAKING: Photokina 2014 Abruptly Cancelled!
Sep 10, 2014
In a stunning and shocking turn of events, event organizers, along with industry leaders have cancelled Photokina 2014, the huge bi-annual industry event that...
Canon Threatens Release of EOS-M3
Aug 21, 2014
In a surprisingly aggressive and belligerent press release, Canon has threatened to release an EOS-M3 if “various peoples (sic) don’t stop picking on us.” Canon,...
Macaca Nigra Switches From Canon to Panasonic!
Aug 13, 2014
In a press conference attended by all the major photography websites, Macaca Nigra, a crested black macaque, has announced that he’s switching from Canon...
ANNOUNCEMENT: Canon Powershot SX 86,453 HS
Aug 1, 2014
Canon proudly announces Powershot SX 86,453 HS, the most powerful super zoom camera on the planet! With a colossal 94,152 times power zoom, the...
Canon Drops Price on Crappy Old Camera
Jul 13, 2014
Canon has announced deep price cuts of a crappy old camera that nobody wants anymore. The 7D, which used to be the top dog...
POLICE BLOTTER: DSLRs Arrested for Disorderly Conduct and Public Drunkenness.
Jun 9, 2014
Three cameras were taken into police custody this weekend after being arrested for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. The cameras, a Nikon D90, a Pentax...
Canon Inks Unique Deal with Getty Images
Jun 5, 2014
In a move that’s sure to send shockwaves through a struggling industry, camera giant Canon has inked an exclusive distribution deal with Getty Images. Starting...
Canon Announces #DitchtheEOSM Day
Jun 2, 2014
Taking a page out of Samsung’s $14 billion dollar advertising playbook*, Canon is offering their own version of #DitchTheDSLR day. Called #DitchtheEOSM day, Canon is...
RUMOR: Hasselblad To Buy Canon, Reinvigorate Cameras
May 21, 2014
Contrary to many of the rumors floating around the Interwebs, NCN has received information from a reliable source that Hasselblad is moving forward diligently...
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