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Posts tagged with "Post Processing"
NASA Releases Soft, Noisy Image of Universe
Jun 6, 2014
NASA has released a soft and noisy image of the Universe that online camera experts are criticizing. The image, a composite of over 800...
Reality Averted! Adobe Creative Cloud is Back!
May 16, 2014
Adobe is reporting that they restored services on their Creative Cloud late last night, allowing creative professionals to once again create a shinier, more...
Suspect Identified in Adobe CC’s Realitypocalypse
May 15, 2014
Adobe continues to be Partly Cloudy with no end of reality in sight. As Adobe techs work furiously to get the issue resolved, Adobe...
NCN’s Realitypocalypse Survival Guide
May 15, 2014
With Adobe’s Creative Cloud Down, many people are being exposed to realistic, unphotoshopped photos. Many can’t handle unfiltered reality, so until photographic fiction is...
Anti-Chimping League Strikes Again!
Feb 21, 2014
Local authorities are reporting a rash of attacks on photographers in Key West, Florida in the past week, the third such coordinated attack in...
Royal Society of Pixel Peepers Mulling 1000% Crop
Feb 17, 2014
The Royal Society of Pixel Peepers (RSPP) has published a statement saying that it is considering a fundamental change in how its members peep...
Adobe Indicted for “Crimes Against Reality”
Feb 5, 2014
Adobe, makers of the industry standard image management and manipulation tools Photoshop and Lightroom, has been served a fifteen count indictment for “Crimes Against...
Breaking News: Local Photographer Trapped in 100% Crop
Jan 21, 2014
This just in…a local photographer has fallen into a 100% crop. Authorities are reporting that local photographer Sven Nakajima was at home working on...
Microsoft Previews New Photosynth Software, Nobody Cares
Dec 11, 2013
This may have been coincidental, but the World yawned at the exact moment that Microsoft announced the new Photosynth software. The new version of...
Three People Injured In Freak Oversaturation Accident.
Dec 10, 2013
Three men were aesthetically injured last night when local man Lincoln Nebraska oversaturated a photo. Nebraska, in a statement to authorities, said, “I was...
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